f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
N is for no one liking you at all
down here in the deep blue sea
judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
find the hidden message: sned me ndues
dudes semen
(Source: jaimelaviej)
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
Beauty of the Universe II - Colors
(Source: neptunesbounty)
you’re so cute I just want to cuddle you and give you kisses and go on long walks with you but I also want to grab you by the head of hair and fuck the living daylights out of you
i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me
(Source: chelseawoosh)
